failing the Turing test

My girlfriend’s coworker said the best thing ever when he saw some of the comments other students in my DeVry Online class were making.

Apparently, at least as far as these folks go, they have yet to make the great discovery of “cogent thought” or “even remotely insightful notion”.

“Prose that is at best dull and more likely impossible to parse expressing the most trivial of ideas not worthy of a functionally retarded bivalve” however seems to be all the rage. – Chris Gannon

thought for the day

All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that he parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, ifyou can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.
—IBM maintenance manual (1925)